It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Johnny is even madder than before.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"