A man and his wife were talking and he says, "You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big-dick contest."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh honey," she exclaims, "I don't want you taking that out in public!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But sweet thing," he says, "the prize is $100!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I don't care," she says, "I don't want you showing that thing to everybody."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So he lets the subject drop until the following night when his wife walks in on him in the bedroom, counting out a hundred dollars. "Did you go down and enter that big-dick contest last night after I told you not to?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Please forgive me, sweetheart," he says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You mean you took that thing out for everybody to see?" she says, tears welling up in her eyes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man looks at her fondly and says, "Only enough to win."