A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What happened, my child?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back."