Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna wear hot pink underwear before I get on that plane."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why?" the other two asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The first replied, "Because, if that plane is gonna crash, and I'm out there laying butt-up in a corn field, they're going to see my ass."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second lady said, "Well, I'm going to wear some fluorescent orange underwear."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why?" the others asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second lady answered, "Because if this plane is going to crash and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, they're gonna see my ass."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The third old lady said, "Well, I'm not going to wear any underwear."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What? No underwear!" the others said in disbelief.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any underwear," the third lady said, "because if this plane crashes, they're going to look for the black box first."