A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."