The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Eleven", she replies.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The sheriff thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess she's right!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde answers.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't know."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The blonde was exultant. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!''