A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"how did this happen?"?the doctor asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"?/p>

"No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, "I just paid $6,000 for these,"?then I put it in my mouth and I thought, "I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed."?So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, "this is going to make a loud noise,"?so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger."