A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The dad says, ''Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted his dad replies, ''Dad, Jesus had long hair...''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the dad replies, ''Yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went too, didn't he?''