The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"?/p>

"Yes", whispered the small voice.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes", came the answer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"May I talk with her?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Again the small voice whispered, "no."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."?/p>

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Busy doing what?"?asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"?/p>

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"They're looking for me."