A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"