A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What are their names?" he asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"