Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too, huh?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Caddy, why didn't you see where that ball went?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Well, it doesn't usually go anywhere, Mr. Smith. You caught me off guard.''