A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man asks 'If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?' and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flips over, trapping the man and all of his girlfriend's clothes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

All that is free of the car is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man yells, 'You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there.' His girlfriend says, 'Are you kidding me? I'm naked.'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

'Well,' replies the man 'Take my shoe over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the woman covers herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says to an attendant 'You have to help me.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

My boyfriend's trapped' 'I'm sorry ma'am' the attendant replies, 'he's too far in.'