"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." -- Faith Resnick©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."