What is a cat?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

1. Cats do what they want.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2. They rarely listen to you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3. They're totally unpredictable.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7. They're moody.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8. They leave hair everywhere.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a dog?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in
the same room.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4. They growl when they are not happy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5. When you want to play, they want to play.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7. They leave their toys everywhere.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.