1. Cats rule. Dogs drool.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on salivaand#32893;and#32893;and#32893;and#32893; during morning wake-up licks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

10. Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

11. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

12. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

13. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

14. Garfield. Odie. Enough said