A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Next she picked up a hacksaw.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."