Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for information.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Rush Limbaugh virus: Biases everything to the right.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused search of a specific file into a global interregation of every existing file. Creates links between unrelated data. Works extremely slow while searching and compiling results.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
David Caruso NYPD Blue virus: After running successfully for a while, it exits the program it was in and never works again.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
ATandT virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
