A Celtic fan is walking home from a match in his Celtic kit.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He fancies a drink, walks into a bar and found himself surrounded by blue and white. He's walked into a Rangers' bar.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A deadly silence falls over the pub.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then the barman clears his throat and says, "In here, we give Celtic fans a toll of the dice.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"If you roll one to five, we kill you."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Celtic fan replies,"What happens if I roll a six?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You get to roll again."