When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... At all times ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.
