Answers given by elementary school children to the following questions:©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Why did God make mothers?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
Mostly to clean the house.
To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What are mothers made from?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
They had to get their start from men's bones. Then, they mostly use string. I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
We're related.
God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
His last name.
She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.
Why did your mom marry your dad?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
She got too old to do anything else with him.
My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.
Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
What does your mom do in her spare time?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Mothers don't do spare time.
To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
