A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The girl behind the counter says, "I'm very sorry, Sir, but our delivery truck broke down this morning. We're out of chocolate."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"In that case," the man says, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You don't understand, Sir," the girl says. "We have no chocolate."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Then just give me some chocolate," he says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Getting angrier by the second, the girl says, "Sir, will you spell VAN, as in vanilla?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man says, "V-A-N."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Now spell STRAW, as in strawberry."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"OK. S-T-R-A-W."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Now," the girl says, "spell STINK, as in chocolate."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man hesitates. Then he says. "There is no stink in chocolate."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" she screams.