A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The producer really wanted the box office 'oomph' of these three, and was prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Things were going well; the producers were pleased.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'll be Bach." replied Arnold.