A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."