A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

'What's it telling you now?'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'