Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse", she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His mother then says, "Johnny, please don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"