One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction. I approached Mrs. Jones to test my theory. "Why wooden spoons?", I asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Because," she replied, "if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I'd go nuts."