An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well," says the old man, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"