Tired of being a golf widow, a woman took up the game and wound up playing with her husband on a country course one day. He hit his drive way off into the rough, behind a barn.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She came over to take a look, surveyed the situation, and suggested that if he opened both barn doors he could hit his ball straight through the barn to the green.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He saw this as an excellent idea, complimented her for her suggestion, then opened the doors and stepped up to the ball.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He made a swing and great contact. Unfortunately, the ball was off line, careened off the door frame, hit the wife in the head and killed her.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Yars went by, the man finally remarried, and this time found himself a golfer for a wife. Incredibly, the same situation occurs.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man is in the rough behind the same barn. His new wife took a look at his ball and suggested that he could make the green if he opened both barn doors and hit through the barn.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No way," he replied. "I can't do that."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why not?" she asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He responded, "The last time I did that something terrible happened."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What happened?" she asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man answered, "I got a double bogey."