A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Who?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Dave Bronson. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave every single time."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"There are always a few clouds over everybody."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"He was something, huh?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No wonder you remember him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, I never actually met Dave."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Then how do you know so much about him?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I married his widow."