A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Dear God, ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.