ATTRACTION... The act of associating horniness with a particular person. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

DATING... The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

BIRTH CONTROL... Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

EASY... A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

EYE CONTACT... A method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

FRIEND... A person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

INDIFFERENCE... A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

INTERESTING... A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

IRRITATING HABIT... What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

LAW OF RELATIVITY... How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

NYMPHOMANIAC... A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

SOBER... Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.