Bobby's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence with a direct object.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Bobby stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Why thank you, Bobby," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"A good report card next month," he replied.