A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"