Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's easy, Officer," says the drunk. "You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the patch."