"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Sadness," said the student.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Elation."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"I believe that would be giddy up..."
