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  • Knock Knock Jokes / Element Name Joke
    Element Name: Man

    Symbol: XY

    Atomic Weight: 180 (+/- 50)

    Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape rather easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

    Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

    Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

    Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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