Joan is walking along the beach one day finds a bottle.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What catch?" Joan asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, your ex-husband Morris will receive double the wish you were granted."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated Joan.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, I've always wanted a Mercedes Benz!" POOF! A Mercedes Benz appeared in front of the woman. "Don't forget, now your husband Morris has TWO Mercedes Benz," said the genie.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my Mercedes," replied the woman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Next wish?" "I'd love a million pounds," replied the woman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

POOF! One million pounds appeared at her feet.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Don't forget, now your husband Morris has TWO million pounds," said the genie.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the woman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What is your third and final wish?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate one of my kidneys!"