"Yes, I came face to face with a lion once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What did you do?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer. I had to think fast."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"How did you get away?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I just left him and passed on to another cage."