Three men died and stood in front of God. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"What's the matter?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"