A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."