A young woman brings home her fiancand#33541;e to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancand#33541;e to his study for a drink. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I am a Torah scholar." he replies. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancand#33541;e. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."