This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in the backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood a cop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said that he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When he got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there was no reason to be scared, because he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's just that I've never done it with a cop before!"