This guy came into work one day with a fistful of cigars and started passing them out left and right to celebrate the birth of his son.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Congratulations, Eric," said the boss. "How much does the baby weigh?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Four and a half pounds," reported the father proudly.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Gee, that's kind of small."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What did you expect?" retorted Eric indignantly. "We've only been married three months."