Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the reporter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".