During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"