A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Okay," says the blonde.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Here's your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's easy. Twelve!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Twelve?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"January second, February second, March second--"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. What's God's name?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's easy. Howard!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Howard?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."