10) You married your cousin's brother's wife ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9) Your only belief is "Live Free or Die."?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8) You think Massachusetts should be Taxachusetts (when you are actually paying more).©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7) You walk around with cow dung on your shoe. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6) You're depressed because Massachusetts laughs constantly at your state. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5) Your music involves knee slapping, spoon smacking and banjo playing. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4) You travel all the way to Connecticut to gamble. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3) Your barn is bigger than your house ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2) You walk around with a "Dumb IQ"?card (you actually do). ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

1) You can't drive on the highways, rotaries, four-way stops, rotaries or anything more complex than a dirt road.