Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".