One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven, and there she met Saint Peter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She started to look around and she noticed there were thousands of clocks everywhere.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As she looked over at one it moved she saw that the hand moved just two ticks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She asked Saint Peter, "Why are there so many clocks in heaven?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Saint Peter answered, "Well, every time you tell a lie the clock moves one second." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Mrs. Condit said, "I think I get it, but which one is Gary's clock?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Saint Peter answers, "God has it up in his office, he's using it as a FAN!"